tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63951248050269762392024-02-19T02:03:01.911-08:00deborestt BLOG, o blog mais irreverente da webAndrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.comBlogger109125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-60783522117491928472010-08-24T14:18:00.000-07:002010-08-24T14:18:42.667-07:00Tipos de Salário<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kVwjWDaWsqY/THQxuEMbfbI/AAAAAAAABCw/E8tqff0HS7k/s1600/01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="40" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kVwjWDaWsqY/THQxuEMbfbI/AAAAAAAABCw/E8tqff0HS7k/s640/01.jpg" width="540" /></a></div><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Salário Cebola,</i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">- Você pega, olha e chora...</span></b></span></div><div style="color: #3d85c6; text-align: left;"><i><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></i></div><div style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><i><span style="font-size: large;">Salário Cafageste,</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">- Não te ajuda em nada, só te faz sofrer, mas você não vive sem ele!</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>Salário Brasil,</i></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><b>- Você acha que um dia ele vai melhorar...</b></div><div style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><i><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></i></div><div style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><i><span style="font-size: large;">Salário Surfista,</span></i></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><b>- Sóóóóóóóóóóó...</b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>Salário Camisinha,</i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">- Tira seu tesãooo.</span></b></div><div style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i><br />
</i></span></div><div style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>Salário Futebol,</i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">- É uma caixinha de surpresas.</b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>Salário Ateu,</i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">- Você prefere nem acreditar.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #3d85c6; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Salário Broxa </span></i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">- Na hora que você mais precisa dele, ele te decepciona.</b></div><div style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><i><span style="font-size: large;">Salário Ejaculação Precoce</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">- Quando entra já acabou.</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><i><span style="font-size: large;">Salário Regime</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">- Com ele você come menos!</span></span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #3d85c6;">Salário </span><span style="color: red;">Mestruação</span></i></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><b>- Vem uma vez por mês e dura menos que uma semana, isso quando não atrasa para assustar a todos...</b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><blockquote><div style="text-align: right;"><i style="color: #8e7cc3;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: large;">E aii com qual você se indentifica? <span style="color: black;">;<span style="color: red;">D</span></span></span></i></div></blockquote>Andrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-86163122355828756892010-08-20T15:52:00.000-07:002010-08-20T15:52:34.907-07:00Links para fim de semana #1<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kVwjWDaWsqY/TG8B3_IDL1I/AAAAAAAABCo/4BJ-U5MHL6w/s1600/linksemanal.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="40" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kVwjWDaWsqY/TG8B3_IDL1I/AAAAAAAABCo/4BJ-U5MHL6w/s640/linksemanal.jpg" width="540" /></a></div><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: large;">Confira abaixo ;<span style="color: red;">D</span></span><br />
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<a href="http://e-paulopes.blogspot.com/2010/08/japones-cria-estimulo-sexual-e-bizarro.html"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><b>Japonês cria estímulo sexual e bizarros para exercicio fisico</b></span></a><br />
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<a href="http://lixodotolo.com/2010/08/farsas-que-circulam-internet/"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Farsas que enganaram muita gente na internet</span></b></a><br />
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<a href="http://www.ratogaiato.com.br/2010/08/plastica-exagero-fail.html"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Plástica+Exagero= FAIL</span></b></a><br />
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<a href="http://arenadainternet.blogspot.com/2010/08/voce-comeria-estes-docinhos.html"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Você comeria estes docinhos???</span></b></a><br />
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<a href="http://humortigado.blogspot.com/2010/08/10-curiosidades-sobre-o-dinheiro.html"><b style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">10 curiosidades sobre o dinheiro</b></a><br />
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<a href="http://elefantemutante.com/o-tamanho-do-espermatozoide-varia-entre-os-animais.html"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">O tamanho do espermatozoide varia entre animais?</span></b></a><br />
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<b style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="http://diariodecurvelo.blogspot.com/2010/08/photobombers-3.html">O poder de estragar uma foto!</a></b><br />
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</b></a></div><a href="http://www.usernetsite.com/creativity/tiago-hoisel.php"><b style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Sim, Sim eles são reais</b></a><br />
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</b></a></div><a href="http://www.firmenapacoca.com.br/2010/08/voce-sabe-o-que-faz-um-deputado-o.html"><b style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Tiririca explica o que faz um advogado</b></a><br />
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<b style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.larissariquelme.com/">Larissa riquelme, o sitee </a></b>Andrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-61416713963653739452010-08-16T15:15:00.000-07:002010-08-16T15:15:31.268-07:00É uma cilada bino<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kVwjWDaWsqY/TGm3w0xEwrI/AAAAAAAABCI/SUFYVkUY1Ww/s1600/01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kVwjWDaWsqY/TGm3w0xEwrI/AAAAAAAABCI/SUFYVkUY1Ww/s320/01.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kVwjWDaWsqY/TGm34J3fZ7I/AAAAAAAABCQ/Kf-3dCy9o1o/s1600/02.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kVwjWDaWsqY/TGm34J3fZ7I/AAAAAAAABCQ/Kf-3dCy9o1o/s320/02.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kVwjWDaWsqY/TGm3_E7Q8hI/AAAAAAAABCY/VMn7crQIT-k/s1600/03.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kVwjWDaWsqY/TGm3_E7Q8hI/AAAAAAAABCY/VMn7crQIT-k/s320/03.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kVwjWDaWsqY/TGm4G3u45bI/AAAAAAAABCg/S6TLnMCant0/s1600/04.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kVwjWDaWsqY/TGm4G3u45bI/AAAAAAAABCg/S6TLnMCant0/s320/04.jpg" /></a></div><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><blockquote><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><b>cuidado na balada em galheraaa =<span style="color: red;">D</span></b></span></blockquote></div>Andrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-76334084056792683862010-08-14T07:45:00.000-07:002010-08-14T07:45:03.190-07:00Como procurar a mulher perfeita<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><b>Bem galheraa após alguns meses ou dias sem postar volteii com alguma mudanças porém irei tocar o blog, peço perdão aos leitores do blog enfim vamos ao postii ;<span style="color: red;">D</span></b></div><br />
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Os preços iriam variar de acordo com os fatores:<br />
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Ciumenta: R$20,00<br />
Desconfiada: R$1,00<br />
Inteligente: R$400,00<br />
Carinhosa: R$300,00<br />
Divertida: R$500,00<br />
Kit Jardim do Édem – Divertida + Inteligente + Carinhosa + nem um pouco desconfiada: R$50.000,00 (Não negociável, pagamento a vista se não, não leva.)<br />
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Kit Especial Plus Mc Dia Feliz – Divertida + Inteligente + Carinhosa + nem um pouco desconfiada + serve sua cerveja + não encana com sua saída com os amigos: R$100.000,00<br />
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Frígida: R$0,50<br />
Recatada: R$50,00<br />
Comum: R$200,00<br />
Ousada: R$5.000,00<br />
Fogosa: R$10.000,00<br />
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Cheinha: R$100,00<br />
Gordinha: 50,00<br />
Magrinha: R$200,00<br />
Magricela: R$20,00<br />
Kit Modelo Victoria Secret – Magrinha + não anorexica + nenhuma tendência a dietas: R$5.000,00 (Não seja guloso com seu dinheiro.)<br />
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<i><b>Seios</b></i><br />
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Seios pequenos: R$ 300,00<br />
Seios médios: R$ 500,00<br />
Seios grandes: R$ 3.000,00<br />
Siliconada: R$ 3.500,00 + Custo da cirurgia (Não inclui os custos de manutenção)<br />
Kit Delícia Mamãe – Seios médios + redondinhos + nivelados: R$15.000,00 (Sem fazer biquinho..)<br />
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<i><b>Bunda</b></i><br />
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Bunda pequena: R$ 500,00<br />
Bunda grande: R$ 2.000,00<br />
Bunda GG: R$ 5.000,00<br />
Kit Deixa Vai... – Bunda grande + Nenhuma estria + Firmeza garantida: R$ 20.000,00 (Sem choro!)<br />
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<i><b>Rodagem</b></i><br />
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Experientes: R$ 500,00<br />
Virgem: R$ 10.000,00<br />
Kit Kinder Ovo – Virgem + perfume flores do campo: R$ 200.000,00<br />
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<span style="color: red;">(Atenção: Por razões desconhecidas essa produto nunca chegou ao estoque, ainda!)</span></b> </div>Andrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-7780852114287553692010-06-26T11:23:00.000-07:002010-06-29T08:59:07.924-07:00Explicações<b style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Bem galera a alguns dias o blog não tem post como ja perceberam hááááá, o motivo é que minha <i>net</i> ta deborestt geral á dias que ela não pega enfim quando resolver o problema hey de postarrr =<span style="color: red;">D</span></b>Andrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-5918246700357318492010-06-21T15:29:00.000-07:002010-06-21T15:38:42.402-07:00Em ritmo de Copa #2<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6328/tenso01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6328/tenso01.jpg" width="332" /></a></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">e ainda de BONUS ache o <span style="color: #999999;">C. Tevez</span></span></b></span></div>Andrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-76153939367845510362010-06-17T19:47:00.000-07:002010-06-17T19:47:48.048-07:0010 canais para assistir a copa online e grátis<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/1712/topopostr.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/1712/topopostr.jpg" width="550" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><b> Bem galhera essa dica é bem valida para aqueles que estão meio que quebrados, venho vos trazer <i>10 opções</i> para assistir a <span style="color: #b45f06;">copa do mundo</span> via net =<span style="color: red;">D</span></b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><b> Enfim vamos lá rumo a aos link's e ao <span style="color: #38761d;">Hexaa</span> ;<span style="color: red;">D</span></b></div><div style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1250084028"><b><br />
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<li><span style="font-size: small;"><b>- <a href="http://futebolaovivoonline.com/">Canal Futebol Ativo</a> - <span style="color: #6aa84f;">boa transmissão, melhores lances etc, </span></b></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small;"><b>- <a href="http://assets.espn.go.com/international/espn360/new/chile/">Canal ESPN</a> - <i style="color: #6aa84f;">excepcional,</i></b></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small;"><b style="color: #0b5394;"><a href="http://www.myp2p.eu/competition.php?competitionid=&part=sports&discipline=worldcup2010">- Canal My P2P</a> - <i><span style="color: #6aa84f;">tem vários links, porém tem que baixar alguns programinhas para assistir os jogos,</span></i></b></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small;"><b><a href="http://pt-br.justin.tv/directory/sports/soccer">- Canal Justin TV</a> -<i style="color: #6aa84f;"> uma boa opção para conexões com velo. baixa,</i></b></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small;"><b>- <a href="http://www.ustream.tv/discovery/live/sports-soccer">Canal UStream</a> - <i style="color: #6aa84f;">legal e qualidade boa,</i></b></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small;"><b style="color: #0b5394;">- <a href="http://iraqgoals.net/">Canal IraqGoals</a> - <i><span style="color: #6aa84f;">qualidade legal, lances, porém narrações em árabes,</span></i></b></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small;"><b><a href="http://www.live-foot.com/streaming-football.html">- Canal Streaming Football</a> - <i style="color: #6aa84f;">um pouco complicado,</i></b></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small;"><b><a href="http://channelsurfing.net/">- Canal Chanel Surfing</a> - <i style="color: #6aa84f;">jogos da copa e outro canais divertidos, </i></b></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small;"><b style="color: #0b5394;">- <a href="http://www.baixaki.com.br/download/megacubo.htm">Canal Mega Cubo</a> - <i style="color: #6aa84f;">várias opções e links, baixe o programa e divirta-se. </i></b></span></li>
</ul><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b style="color: #0b5394;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Bem negrada aê estar dada a dica, enquanto isso vamos torce para o Brasil ser campeão <span style="color: #e69138;">YEAH </span>\o/ </span></b></span></div>Andrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-9834881260080344622010-06-14T07:12:00.000-07:002010-06-14T07:15:13.046-07:00Em ritmo de Copa<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><b>Bem a copa ja começou, porém para nós <span style="background-color: yellow; color: #6aa84f;">brazucas</span> ela só começa amanha (terça-feira) e em ritmo de copa do mundo que faço o post de hoje rsrsrssrs' =<span style="color: red;">D</span></b></div><br />
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<b style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Enfim copa do mundo é assim mesmo néh?! rsrsrsrssrsrs' boa sorte Brasil <span style="color: #0b5394;">YEAHHH</span></b> <b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">\o/</span></b>Andrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-46733982798197948462010-06-11T19:34:00.000-07:002010-06-11T19:47:19.857-07:00Enquete sobre sexualidade brasileira<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/1365/topopost.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/1365/topopost.jpg" width="540" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b><br />
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<object height="595" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4uzN0NGmRDI&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4uzN0NGmRDI&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="600" height="500"></embed></object>Andrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-62449835027451603182010-06-06T19:49:00.000-07:002010-06-06T19:49:37.405-07:00Isso é um blog de humor!<div style="text-align: justify;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Bem nas ultimas postagens do blog, fiz alguns postes super marchistas... bemmm okayyy um marchismo humoristico que fiz pra provocar as meninas do <span style="color: purple;">GR</span>, alguma pessoas me criticaram e tall, por um motivo tosco, só queria dizer que essa po**a é um blog de humor, putz essa droga não foi pra ofender nenhuma mulher e sim fazer um brincadeira espero que entendamm... enfim é só =X </span></b></div>Andrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-62844454206606412762010-06-04T18:57:00.000-07:002010-06-04T18:59:21.830-07:00Coisas de Mulher, estão fazendo isso errado<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://mdemulher.abril.com.br/imagem/casa/interna-slideshow/casa-cozinha-mulher-fogao.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://mdemulher.abril.com.br/imagem/casa/interna-slideshow/casa-cozinha-mulher-fogao.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b>Sabe porque mulher tem pé pequeno?</b><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394;">Para ficar mais perto da pia! </span></div><div></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b>Sabem quando a mulher vai ganhar seu lugar ao sol??</b><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394;">Quando inventarem cozinha com teto solar !!!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
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<span style="color: #0b5394;">De pé na pia lavando louça!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b>Sabe qual a diferença entre a guerra e a mulher da gente?</b><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394;">A diferença e que na guerra a gente não e obrigado a comer o inimigo.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b>Você sabe porque mulher não sabe fazer balisa?</b><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394;">Porque o fogão não tem ré.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b>Por que uma mulher só precisa aprender a contar até 6?</b><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394;">Porque não existe fogão com mais bocas.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b>O que uma mulher faz na sala?</b><br />
<span style="color: #0b5394;">Turismo. Deveria estar na cozinha!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
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<span style="color: #0b5394;">20 kg à 40 kg.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>Andrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-88263500398252668542010-06-03T05:01:00.000-07:002010-06-03T06:59:38.041-07:00Pedido =D<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kVwjWDaWsqY/TAeZFeAi6EI/AAAAAAAABAI/q6VgKgu4b3o/s1600/pedido_c-540x214.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="252" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kVwjWDaWsqY/TAeZFeAi6EI/AAAAAAAABAI/q6VgKgu4b3o/s640/pedido_c-540x214.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><b style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">"Nunca imagine mais do que isso <span style="color: magenta;">mulheres</span> hahahahahahahahah" ;<span style="color: red;">D</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Puta falta de sacanagem rsrsrsrs'</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<object height="505" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ajBbUquX2Sw&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ajBbUquX2Sw&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="600" height="490"></embed></object>Andrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-9383301503172862012010-05-30T08:48:00.000-07:002010-05-30T08:48:02.289-07:00E se o Mr. Bean fosse...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.uhull.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/blaznivymrbeanate0481_thumb.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://www.uhull.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/blaznivymrbeanate0481_thumb.jpg" width="247" /> </a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b>PUNK</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.uhull.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/image009_thumb.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://www.uhull.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/image009_thumb.jpg" width="215" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Bruxo</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.uhull.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ngbbs46c892530596a_thumb.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://www.uhull.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ngbbs46c892530596a_thumb.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">S. Mario</b></div>Andrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-78120207314675851692010-05-28T03:28:00.000-07:002010-05-28T03:29:19.539-07:00Sorte ou reflexo? =D<div style="text-align: justify;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Vendo esse video nem acrediteii no que viii, após vocês verem também terão a mesma reação qu eu rsrsrsrsrsr' realmente phodasticamente phodastico velhinhooos e velhinhass, confira ;<span style="color: red;">D</span></span></b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"> <object height="464" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RdKeGFDaXh0&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RdKeGFDaXh0&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="550" height="420"></embed></object></span></span></b></div><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><i><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Na verdade seria sorte ou reflexo?</span></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">rsrsrsrsrs'</span></b></div>Andrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-40274234256351306312010-05-27T06:08:00.000-07:002010-05-27T06:08:19.665-07:00Viciante<div style="text-align: justify;"><object height="450" width="600"><param name="movie" value="http://www8.agame.com/games/flash/b/bomb_it_2/achievements/bomb_it_2_clickjogos_com_awards.swf"></param><embed src="http://www8.agame.com/games/flash/b/bomb_it_2/achievements/bomb_it_2_clickjogos_com_awards.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="600" height="450"></embed></object><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> </span></b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">- Uma cópia perfeita de um dos games mais viciantes da história o <span style="color: #f6b26b;">bomberman</span>, prático e viciante , vale a pena conferir =<span style="color: red;">D </span></span></b></div>Andrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-25143065169800633962010-05-26T03:52:00.000-07:002010-05-26T03:52:11.077-07:00Justificativa<b></b><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><b>Bem galera hoje vin me desculpar a você amigo e leitor do blog porque o motivo do não post? o motivo é simples estou estudando de manhã e pela tarde e a noite não tem como postar negrada, mas sempre que tenho tempo posto até porque blogar é vicio rsrssrsr' então nada mais justo do que se justificar ;D</b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: right;"><b>...continua no próximo episódioo haaaaaa</b></div>Andrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-83571757791680505432010-05-24T07:09:00.000-07:002010-05-24T07:13:14.630-07:0010 dicas para sexo na 3ª idades<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kVwjWDaWsqY/S_g_fNMfVJI/AAAAAAAAA_0/mp5-auYpk8Y/s1600/sexo+3idade.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kVwjWDaWsqY/S_g_fNMfVJI/AAAAAAAAA_0/mp5-auYpk8Y/s400/sexo+3idade.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><div style="color: #999999; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"> (seria lá a minha vóó?! kakakakakkaka)</span></div><br />
<b><span style="color: #93c47d;">1</span> – Use seus óculos. Certifique-se de que sua companhia esteja realmente na cama.<br />
<span style="color: #93c47d;">2</span> – Ajuste o despertador para tocar em três minutos,só para o caso de você adormecer durante a performance.</b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #93c47d;">3</span> – Acerte com a iluminação: Apague todas as luzes!</b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #93c47d;">4</span> – Deixe seu celular programado para o número da “ EMERGÊNCIA MÉDICA ”</b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #93c47d;">5</span> – Escreva em sua mão o nome da pessoa que está na cama, no caso de não se lembrar.</b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #93c47d;">6</span> – Fixe bem sua dentadura para que ela não acabe caindo debaixo da cama.</b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #93c47d;">7</span> – Tenha Tylenol à mão. Isto,para o caso de você cumprir a performance!</b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #93c47d;">8</span> – Faça o quanto de barulho quiser. Os vizinhos também são surdos…</b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b><span style="color: #93c47d;">9</span> – Se conseguir, telefone para todo o mundo para contar as boas novas.</b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: #f3f3f3; color: #93c47d;">10</span> – Nunca, jamais, pense em repetir a dose.</b></div>Andrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-87537893922804779802010-05-22T05:23:00.000-07:002010-05-23T07:06:40.573-07:00Questionário<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Hoje vos trago um questionamento =D então vamos lá...</b></div><div style="color: #cc0000; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>- Você concorda que o <strike>pênis</strike> é um dos alimentos mais nutrivos?? </b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><b>tem carneee, tem dois ovosss, tem leiteee e ainda alimenta por 9 meses <span style="color: #3d85c6;">YEAHHHHHH</span> ;<span style="color: red;">D</span></b></div><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">você concordaaa? kakkkakaakakakaa'</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Este link esta no <span style="color: #3d85c6;">BOMBANET</span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> e no <span style="color: lime;">LINK IRADO</span> ;<span style="color: red;">D</span></span></b><br />
<div style="text-align: right;"><span style="color: #999999; font-size: xx-small;"><b><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">viaa</span></b><b style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> blog da <a href="http://beethyes.blogspot.com/">E. Vasconcelos</a></b></span></div>Andrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-84519730984285732632010-05-20T07:11:00.000-07:002010-05-20T07:11:48.374-07:00Novas Cédulas, Novas Moedas<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><b>Bem galera hoje venho vos trazer a nova familia de cédulas do <span style="color: lime;">REAL</span>, lançada recentemente pelo <span style="color: #38761d;">Goverdo Federal</span>, a intenção do governo é que a nossa moeda tenha espaço no mercado dos gringos.</b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Enfim ja que temos novas cédulas gostariamos de ter umaa nova moeda também, a moeda do <span style="color: red;">RAUL</span> rsrsrsrsrsrs'''' </b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><object height="475" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9-q3t_S_T0s&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9-q3t_S_T0s&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="610" height="505"></embed></object> </span></b></div>Andrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-86064225061559850342010-05-14T16:02:00.000-07:002010-05-14T16:02:46.345-07:00Coisas que se atraem<b><span style="font-size: small;"></span></b><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kVwjWDaWsqY/S-3WbIFUHmI/AAAAAAAAA-w/-Lt1S3oc3Pg/s1600/atraem.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kVwjWDaWsqY/S-3WbIFUHmI/AAAAAAAAA-w/-Lt1S3oc3Pg/s320/atraem.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">- Nariz </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e</span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> dedo.<br />
- Pobre </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e </span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">funk.<br />
- Mãos </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e</span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> seios.<br />
- Olhos </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e</span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> bunda.<br />
- Mulher </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e</span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> vitrines.<br />
- Homem </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e</span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> cerveja.<br />
- Queijo </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e</span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> goiabada.<br />
- Chifre </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e</span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> dupla sertaneja.<br />
- Carro de bêbado </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e</span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> poste.<br />
- Tampa de caneta </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e</span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> orelha.<br />
- Moeda </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e </span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> carteira de pobre.<br />
- Tornozelo </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e </span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">pedal de bicicleta.<br />
- Jato de mijo </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e</span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> a tampa do vaso.<br />
- Leite fervendo </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e</span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> fogão limpinho.<br />
- Político e dinheiro público<br />
- Dedinho do pé </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e</span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> ponta de móveis.<br />
- Camisa branca </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e</span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> molho de tomate.<br />
- Tampa de creme dental </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e</span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> ralo de pia.<br />
- Café preto </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e</span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> a toalha branca da mesa.<br />
- Dezembro na Globo </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e</span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> Roberto Carlos.<br />
- Chave trancando a porta </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e</span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> telefone tocando.<br />
- Dor de barriga </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e</span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> falta de papel higiênico<br />
- Bebedeira e mulher feia.<br />
- Mau humor </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e</span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> segunda-feira!</span></span></span></b></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">- Você </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;">e</span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: small;"><span><span style="color: black;"> o <span style="color: #6aa84f;">deborestt</span> <span style="color: #0b5394;">YEAH</span> ;D </span></span></span></b></div>Andrade Júniorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17466281158665694585noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6395124805026976239.post-62905543478950352182010-05-11T06:59:00.000-07:002010-05-11T06:59:40.597-07:00Aprendendo a causar uma grande confusão<div style="text-align: justify;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;">Bem galera você que gosta de ver o circo <span style="color: orange;">pegando</span> <span style="color: red;">fogo</span> vai adorar a dica de hojee rsrsrsrsrs' bem vamos lá, <i>como causar uma grande confusão com um simples pedaço de papel?</i></span></b></div><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #444444; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">1º passo basta ter em mão um pedaço de papel preto em forma de trapézio </span><i><br />
</i></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kVwjWDaWsqY/S-lfRcmPL4I/AAAAAAAAA-g/R1DdYWa_kZE/s1600/papelzinho.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kVwjWDaWsqY/S-lfRcmPL4I/AAAAAAAAA-g/R1DdYWa_kZE/s320/papelzinho.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b style="color: #444444; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"><i> </i></span> </b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b style="color: #444444; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">2º passo, colar o recorte(trapézio) no desenhinho de um banheiro masculino como exibido na imagem abaixo</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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